Grand Theft Otto von Bismark

A game where you steal states with Germans in them

A list of AP Euro pickup lines that I’m sure actually work

• You make my heart beat faster than the flagellants that whipped themselves in religious penance
• You’re hotter than the Bonfire of the Vanaties
• I’m falling for you like the nobles fell in the Defenestration of Prague
• Are you an iconoclastic pirate beause I think you’re smashing (also works with luddite)
• Are you Manchester and other cities after the first Industrial Revolution beause you’re smoking
• Are you Britain in 1848 beause I don’t think you’re revolting
• We could make like Germany and unify, or we could make like Austria-Hungary and reconsider our borders
• I’m need reparations for my broken heart like the rest of Europe needed reparations from Germany